What do you want from me?

Hey, slow it down whataya want from me
Whataya want from me
Yeah I’m afraid whataya want from me
Whataya want from me

There might have been a time
And I would give myself away
Oooh once upon a time I didn’t give a damn
But now, here we are so whataya want from me
Whataya want from me

Just don’t give up I’m workin it out
Please don’t give in, I won’t let you down
It messed me up, need a second to breathe
Just keep coming around
Hey, whataya want from me
Whataya want from me
Whataya want from me

Yeah, it’s plain to see (plain to see)
that baby you’re beautiful
And it’s nothing wrong with you
(nothing wrong with you)
It’s me, I’m a freak (yeah)
but thanks for lovin’ me
Cause you’re doing it perfectly
(it perfectly)

There might have been a time
When I would let you step away
I wouldn’t even try
But I think you could save my life

Just don’t give up I’m workin’ it out
Please don’t give in, I won’t let you down
It messed me up, need a second to breathe
Just keep comin around
Hey, whataya want from me
Whataya want from me

Just don’t give up on me
I won’t let you down
No, I won’t let you down

(So I) just don’t give up
I’m workin it out
Please don’t give in,
I won’t let you down
It messed me up
Need a second to breathe
Just keep coming around
Hey, whataya want from me

Just don’t give up I’m workin’ it out
Please don’t give in, i won’t let you down
It messed me up, need a second to breathe
Just keep coming around
Hey, whataya want from me
whataya want from me
whataya want from me

thank you A. Lambert

What people say in court

Actual quotes from the courts:

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Q: Did you blow your horn or any­thing?
A: After the acci­dent?
A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q: Doc­tor, before you per­formed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pres­sure?
A: No.

Q: Did you check for breath­ing?
A: No.

Q: So, then it is pos­si­ble that the patient was alive when you beganthe autopsy?
A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doc­tor?
A: Because his brain was sit­ting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive nev­er­the­less?
A: It is pos­si­ble that he could have been alive and prac­tic­ing law somewhere.

;)

Before you take off.

I don't know the polite way of saying goodbye. But, what I've ever known is, its hurt a lot. Frankly, I have to say that I'm gonna miss u very much and I want u to notice that before u went away. Even though only for 4 years, I hope its not going to change our friendship legacy.

As the saying goes, absence makes heart grows fonder. Hope that everything will be fine as we expected. Do miss me and I will miss u even more.

In this opportunity, I would like wish u best of luck in your study. Take care of yourself, take your medicines properly, befriend with those Chinese men but don't marry them okay! Lol.

So long and goodbye, my best friend, Syafiqah binti Osman.

Sketsa Lelaki?

Lelaki tulin. Tahu hakikat yang dia dijadikan sebagai lelaki dan dari itu bersifat sebagai lelaki dan tidak bertingkah laku hingga terkeluar dari kategori lelaki

Lelaki yang berharga. Lelaki yang tidak cemburu buta kerana lelaki yang cemburu itu lemah dan cemburu itu melambangkan bahawa dirinya tidak berharga.

Lelaki yang teguh jiwa. Tidak mudah mengalirkan air mata. Bila lelaki menangis, maka harga dirinya hilang kerana air mata adalah perhiasan hati wanita.

Lelaki yang sederhana. Tidak meninggi diri dan tidak pula terlalu merendah diri.

Lelaki yang cantik. Wanita menganggap kecantikan lelaki berada pada perangainya dan kebersihan hatinya.

Lelaki yang punya pendirian. Lelaki yang berpegang teguh pada kata-katanya dan menunaikan janji bila berjanji.

Lelaki yang kemas bersih. Menjaga kebersihan serta berdandan tetapi tidak secara berlebihan. Pakaiannya kemas dan tidak nampak canggung.

Lelaki yang cerdik. Cepat faham apa yang dikehendaki oleh wanita tanpa perlu disebutkan.

Lelaki yang cekap. Segera memberikan kepada wanita apa yang dihajati tanpa perlu diminta terlebih dahulu.

Lelaki yang bijak. Tidak suka bercerita tentang kelebihan atau ketampanan dirinya.

Lelaki yang tabah. Tidak mudah hilang akal bila menghadapi masalah dan tidak bingung atau kalut bila menghadapi suasana menekan, kesuntukan masa, atau cemas.

Lelaki yang berwawasan. Tidak melakukan sesuatu tanpa merancang. Objektif dan cekal dalam mengejar cita-citanya. Masa digunakan untuk perkara yang produktif.

Lelaki yang baik. Tidak suka hidup berfoya. Taat kepada suruhan agama. Tidak berjudi, berzina atau minum arak.

Lelaki yang sopan. Tahu menghormati orang tua serta pandai mengambil hati.

Lelaki yang mengasihi. Walaupun mungkin dia tidak menyatakan kasihnya pada wanita itu. Sesuatu masa, wanita berharap lelaki ini akan meluahkan perasaan kasihnya itu.

Lelaki yang ceria. Boleh berjenaka dan berkongsi cerita. Tidak selalu sugul dan berkerut-kerut dahinya.

USD 100,000 (RM357,000)

JAKARTA, Aug 12 — A suspect shot dead in Indonesia last weekend was not Islamic militant Noordin Mohammad Top and he is still at large, police said today, dashing hopes for a breakthrough in a hunt for the mastermind of a string of attacks.

The man killed in the raid was identified as Ibrohim, who worked as a florist in the Ritz-Carlton hotel in Jakarta and is suspected to be the inside man on the suicide bombings at two luxury hotels in Jakarta last month.

“We checked samples with (Ibrohim’s) family in Cilimus and it’s a 100 per cent match,” Eddy Saparwoko, head of Indonesia’s Disaster Victim Identification unit, told a news conference. Cilimus is a district in Cirebon in West Java.

Top is believed to have planned last month’s near-simultaneous on the JW Marriott and Ritz-Carlton hotels, which killed nine people and wounded 53.

The police were at first confident that Noordin had been killed during an 18-hour siege at a remote farmhouse in Central Java. However, they said today that forensic tests now showed they had killed an accomplice, not Noordin.

Media reports quoting police sources said Noordin probably fled a few hours before the anti-terrorism unit raided the house. Police confirmed that a suspect had told them that Noordin was in the house.

National police spokesman Nanan Soekarna said the authorities believed Noordin was still in Indonesia and expected him to keep on trying to launch attacks. “The assumption is that he will keep on doing so,” he told reporters.

Ibrohim, who was shot dead in a raid in Central Java last week.

Graffiti

Graffiti Tuan Guru Nik Aziz Nik Mat

" Sehingga kini, di jalanan, graffiti Tok Guru Nik Aziz terus menjadi tema utama Mike dan rakan-rakan dalam usaha 'menghias' kawasan lorong sempit di sini. " kata salah seorg senior saya di Nothingham, UK.

Ikon beliau sebagai tuan guru bukan sahaja disaksikan di Malaysia, tetapi di seluruh dunia.

Noordin Mohammed Top Killed. A lie?

Noordin Mohammed Top

JAKARTA, Aug 8 — Indonesian police have shot dead a man suspected to be leading Islamic militant Noordin Mohammed Top during raids in Central Java and were trying to identify his body, police sources said today.

A raid was still going on at a remote house in rice fields in Temanggung where three to four suspected militants were thought to be holed up.

After an overnight standoff and sporadic exchanges of gunfire, shots and explosions could be heard as TV footage showed heavily armed black-clad police from the anti-terrorism unit creeping towards the house, some sheltering behind shields.

Local TV network TVOne quoted an unnamed police source as saying that Noordin may still be in the house after being shot and wounded.

Separately, police said they had killed two suspected militants and found up to 500kg of bombs during a raid on a house in the Bekasi area near the capital Jakarta.

Malaysian-born Noordin is a prime suspect thought to be behind the near simultaneous suicide attacks on two luxury Jakarta hotels.

The July 17 attacks on the JW Marriott and Ritz-Carlton killed nine and wounded 53, including Indonesians and foreigners, and broke a four-year lull.

Police have launched a series of raids since yesterday and a police source close to the investigation into the hotel attacks told Reuters the man suspected to be Noordin was killed during a raid on a workshop in Temanggung, over 250 miles southeast of Jakarta.

"He was shot dead," the source said, adding that raids in the area had led police to the house in Bekasi, just east of the capital, where bombs had been found. A Reuters correspondent in Bekasi heard a loud blast from the cordoned-off area.

A source in Indonesia's anti-terrorism unit Detachment 88 also said police believed Noordin had been killed.

"I think this is very significant. Hopefully the person in Temanggung is Noordin," said national police spokesman Nanan Soekarna.

Two men had been shot dead in Bekasi after throwing a pipe bomb at police — one a suspected bomb-maker and the other linked to a 2004 attack on the Australian embassy, said Soekarna.

He said two other suspects believed to be involved in recruiting suicide bombers were still on the run.

National Police Chief Bambang Hendarso Danuri said police had captured three men in Central Java and three men in Jakarta during the raids.

He said the bombs appeared to have been prepared for use in a car bomb attack on "a very particular target", but did not elaborate.

Soekarna said police had identified the two suicide bombers who carried out the hotel attacks — 19-year-old Danny Dwi Permana from Bogor in the Marriott attack and 28 year-old Nana Ihwa Maulana from Pandeglang in the Ritz-Carlton bombing.

Yesterday, police had said two men who were believed to be Noordin's bodyguards had been arrested in a workshop in a market in Temanggung and had led police to a house in the same area where there had been a shoot-out with suspected militants.

Intelligence officials say Top and fellow Malaysian Azahari Husin, a bomb-maker who was killed in a 2005 police raid, were leaders in the Jemaah Islamiah militant network, blamed for a series of bomb attacks in Indonesia since 2002.

Noordin is believed to have planned previous bomb attacks on the JW Marriott in Jakarta in 2003, on the Australian Embassy in Jakarta in 2004 and in Bali in 2005.

Reuters

Do u know about Pneumonia?

What is pneumonia?

Pneumonia is a lung infection that can make you very sick. You may cough, run a fever, and have a hard time breathing. For most people, pneumonia can be treated at home. It often clears up in 2 to 3 weeks. But older adults, babies, and people with other diseases can become very ill. They may need to be in the hospital.

You can get pneumonia in your daily life, such as at school or work. This is called community-based pneumonia. You can also get it when you are in a hospital or nursing home. This is called hospital-based pneumonia. It may be more severe because you already are ill. This topic focuses on pneumonia you get in your daily life.

What causes pneumonia?

Germs called bacteria or viruses usually cause pneumonia.

Pneumonia usually starts when you breathe the germs into your lungs. You may be more likely to get the disease after having a cold or the flu. These illnesses make it hard for your lungs to fight infection, so it is easier to get pneumonia. Having a long-term, or chronic, disease like asthma, heart disease, cancer, or diabetes also makes you more likely to get pneumonia.

What are the symptoms?

Symptoms of pneumonia caused by bacteria usually come on quickly. They may include:

• Cough. You will likely cough up mucus (sputum) from your lungs. Mucus may be rusty or green or tinged with blood.
• Fever.
• Fast breathing and feeling short of breath.
• Shaking and "teeth-chattering" chills. You may have this only one time or many times.
• Chest pain that often feels worse when you cough or breathe in.
• Fast heartbeat.
• Feeling very tired or feeling very weak.
• Nausea and vomiting.
• Diarrhea.

When you have mild symptoms, your doctor may call this "walking pneumonia."

Older adults may have different, fewer, or milder symptoms. They may not have a fever. Or they may have a cough but not bring up mucus. The main sign of pneumonia in older adults may be a change in how well they think. Confusion or delirium is common. Or, if they already have a lung disease, that disease may get worse.

Symptoms caused by viruses are the same as those caused by bacteria. But they may come on slowly and often are not as obvious or as bad.

How is pneumonia diagnosed?

Your doctor will ask you about your symptoms and do a physical exam. He or she may order a chest X-ray and a blood test. This is usually enough for your doctor to know if you have pneumonia. You may need more tests if you have bad symptoms, are an older adult, or have other health problems. In general, the sicker you are, the more tests you will have.

Your doctor may also test mucus from your lungs to find out what germ is causing your pneumonia. Finding the exact germ can help your doctor choose the best medicine for you.

How is it treated?

Your doctor will give you medicines called antibiotics. These almost always cure pneumonia caused by bacteria. You need to take all of your antibiotics so you get well. Do not stop taking them because you feel better. Take them exactly as your doctor tells you.

Pneumonia can make you feel very sick. But after you take antibiotics, you should start to feel much better. Call your doctor if you do not start to feel better after 2 to 3 days of antibiotics. Call your doctor right away if you feel worse.

There are things you can do to feel better during your treatment. Get plenty of rest and sleep, and drink lots of liquids. Do not smoke. If your cough keeps you awake at night, talk to your doctor about using cough medicine.

You may need to go to the hospital if you have bad symptoms, a weak immune system, or another serious illness.

Pneumonia caused by a virus usually cannot be treated with antibiotics. Home treatment, such as rest and taking care of your cough, is the only treatment.

How can you prevent pneumonia?

If you are older than 65, you smoke, or you have a heart or lung problem, you may want to get a pneumococcal vaccine. It may not keep you from getting pneumonia. But if you do get pneumonia, you probably will not be as sick.

You can also lower your chances of getting pneumonia by staying away from people who have the flu, colds, measles, or chickenpox. You may get pneumonia after you have one of these illnesses.

Home Treatment

Home treatment is important for recovery from pneumonia. The following measures can help you recover and avoid complications, such as further infection or a buildup of fluid in the space between the lung and chest wall (pleural effusion).

While you are at home:

• Get plenty of rest and prevent dehydration by drinking plenty of fluids.
• Take care of your cough if it is making it difficult for you to rest. A cough is one way your body gets rid of the infection, and you should not try to eliminate coughing unless it is severe enough to make breathing difficult, cause vomiting, or prevent rest.
• Consider taking acetaminophen (such as Tylenol) or aspirin to help reduce fever and make you feel more comfortable. Do not give aspirin to anyone younger than 20 because of the risk of Reye's syndrome.

Do not give cough and cold medicines to a child younger than 2 unless your child’s doctor has told you to. If your child’s doctor tells you to give a medicine, be sure to follow what he or she tells you to do.

Always check whether any over-the-counter cough or cold medicines you are taking contain acetaminophen. If they do, make sure the acetaminophen you are taking in your cold medicine, plus any other acetaminophen you may be taking, is not higher than the daily recommended dose. Ask your doctor or pharmacist how much you can take every day.

Your doctor may want to see you after a week of treatment to make sure you are getting better. Be sure to contact your doctor if you do not feel better, your cough gets worse, you have shortness of breath or a fever, you feel weak, or you feel faint when you stand up.

Tuhan sedang memerhatikan segalanya di Perak

V. Sivakumar ( Speaker dewan Perak )

Saya mengucapkan jutaan terima kasih kepada semua kawan-kawan yang memberi semangat kepada saya. Dorangan dan petunjuk daripada daripada kalian semua amat saya hargai sepanjang hayat saya.

Saya juga mengucapkan terima kasih kepada ADUN-ADUN Perak yang berjuang bersama-sama saya dalam mempertahankan sistem demokrasi di negeri yang tercinta. Saya cukup bangga dengan semangat dan keberanian mereka dalam menghadapi situasi yang genting pada 7 Mei 2009. Syabas dan taniah!

Puak-puak yang merancang konspirasi untuk merampas kuasa speaker secara fizikal harus berasa malu. Kekasaran telah digunakan dalam strategi rampasan kuasa yang berlaku pada kali yang kedua di Perak.

Mula-mula kuasa eksekutif dirampas kemudian kuasa legislatif juga dirampas. Pihak ini akan mendapat balasan yang sewajarnya.

Saya percaya yang benar akan tetap menang tidak lama lagi. Tuhan memerhatikan segala-galanya yang sedang berlaku di bumi Perak ini. Yang bersalah akan tetap dihakimi dalam Mahkamah Tuhan. Yang zalim akan tetap akan menghadapi padahnya.

Sekali lagi saya ucapkan terima kasih kepada semua yang bersama-sama dengan kami. HIDUP RAKYAT!

Hidup Mengkianati Rakyat Adalah Serupa Mati
Mati Membela Rakyat Adalah Serupa Hidup

YB.V.Sivakumar

Just One

One song can spark a moment,
One flower can wake a dream.
One tree can start a forest,
One bird can herald spring.
One smile can begins a friendship,
One handclasp can lifts a soul.
One star can guide a ship at sea,
One word can frame the goal.
One vote can change a nation,
One sunbeam light a room.
One candle wipe out darkness,
One laugh can conquer gloom.
One step must start each journey,
One word must start each prayer.
One hope will raise our spirits,
One touch can show you care.
One voice can speak with wisdom,
One heart can know what's true.
One life can make a difference,


You see, it's up to you!

Kabinet Malaysia.

YANG di-Pertuan Agong, Tuanku Mizan Zainal Abidin bergambar dengan Perdana Menteri, Datuk Seri Najib Razak dan Timbalannya, Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin, serta anggota Kabinet lain selepas istiadat pengurniaan surat cara pelantikan dan mengangkat sumpah jawatan dan taat setia serta sumpah menyimpan rahsia menteri dan timbalan menteri di Balairong Seri, Istana Negara di sini, hari ini. Barisan Kabinet baru yang diumumkan semalam oleh Najib menampilkan 28 menteri dan 40 timbalan menteri bagi 25 kementerian.

Diharapkan dengan tertubuhnya sebuah kabinet baru, yang bertindak sebagai badan ekskutif atau badan pelaksana ini mampu mencapai matlamat dan menangai semua masalah di dalaman mahupun drpd luar.

Selamat Bersemadi.

Kemenangan Dato Seri Ir Haji Mohamad Nizar Jamaluddin bagi kerusi Parlimen P059 Bukit Gantang dengan majoriti yang meningkat hampir sekali ganda daripada PRU12 yg lepas menunjukkan rakyat telah muak dan cuak dengan politik Umno!

Terbukti, rakyat menolak permohonan mereka bertiga apabila BN kalah di Bukit Gantang dengan majoriti yang sangat besar iaitu 2,789 undi. Kini apa yang akan dibuat oleh Najib dan Zambry khasnya selepas rakyat menolak permohonan mereka.

Perjuangan Umno/BN yang kerapkali bertukar arah dan bersifat adhoc keputusannya akan menjadi semakin tidak relevan pada rakyat Malaysia. Umno akan terpupus dengan sendirinya. Sementara itu peranan Nizar akan bertambah dan karier politiknya akan bertambah cerah.

Kemenangan Nizar cetuskan inspirasi baru kepada Pas dan Pakatan Rakyat. Ia juga ukuran bahawa rakyat mempercayai ketelusan dan keikhlasan perjuangan Nizar dan Pas.

Jentera Pilihan Raya P.059 (ii)

ian.

Jentera Pilihan Raya P.059

Undi Itu Rahsia.

Bukit Gantang - P. 059 akan menyaksikan perlawanan 3 penjuru dan perwalkilan drpd Pakatan Rakyat meletakkan Datuk Seri Nizar, bekas Menteri Besar Perak yang dipaksa meletakkan jawatan dengan cara yang amat memalukan sebagai calon untuk bertanding. Kini tinggal beberapa hari sahaja lg, pilihan raya kecil yang sengit ini akan berlansung.

Daerah yang hampir dengan tempat saya bermastautin ini kini sedang berperang poster, bendera dan dipenuhi dgn FRU waima polis yang kerap kali melakukan road block. dan secara jujurnya, sesetengah persatuan yang berkepentingan di daerah ini sedang bertungkus lumus melindungi kawasan kempen ini drpd jentera kempen Pakatan Rakyat. apa puncanya? takut kalah lah. padahal, persatuan ini dibayar untuk melakukan perkara² keji demi menjaga periuk nasi pihak tertentu.

Tahukah anda, sejak penamaan calon bg kawasan Bukit Gantang, pelbagai bentuk medium digunakan oleh BN dalam berkempen? contoh terbaik, SMS! serius sy ingin katakan ahli keluarga saya menerima sekurang-kurangnya 3 kiriman sms sehari yang berbunyi ;

• Jika anda mengundi Nizar, anda menyokong pengkhianat bangsa.
• Jika anda mengundi Nizar, anda menyokong penderhaka Sultan.
• Jika anda mengundi Nizar, anda menyokong DAP dlm memerintah Perak.

Apa semua ini? medium SMS digunakan dengan no yang digunakan bukanlah drpd rangkaian telekomunikasi awam. Bayangkan kalau pihak pembangkang yg buat cara neh? WOW. mesti dh lama dh masuk kes balai. tp...... lu pikir lah sendri bai!


Statistik Pilihan raya kecil Bukit Gantang.

Berasaskan analisis di Bukit Gantang, terdapat kira-kira 45 peratus undi Melayu dan 20 peratus undi bukan Melayu.

Berasaskan modus/bahan/modal kempen, BN akan kehilangan undi bukan Melayu. Hampir 40 peratus pengundi berketurunan Cina dan India di Bukit Gantang akan mengundi Pas. Isu perkauman yang disuarakan Umno/BN akan memakan diri.

Ramai yang meletakkan 80 peratus dari kira-kira 22,000 pengundi Cina dan India di Bukit Gantang ini akan mengundi PAS pada PRK ini. Ertinya 8,783 orang daripada mereka akan mengundi PAS. Ini bermakna, 14,000 (undi untuk Dr Lo’ Lo’ 2004) + 8,783 undi Cina dan India akan diperolehi calon PAS atau 22,783 undi.

Berasaskan inilah, ramai menganggarkan Pas akan menambahkan majoritinya dalam pilihan raya Bukit Gantang ini daripada 1,566 kepada kira-kira 5,000 undi.

Badan bebas, Ilham Centre yang membuat soalselidik juga mendapati 40 peratus penduduk Bukit Gantang yakin PAS akan memenangi PRK ini. Hanya 25 peratus memihak BN, baki 34 peratus pula tidak pasti. Insyaallah, Bukit Gantang akan kembali dimiliki oleh PAS.

Respect them.

As a muslim, I fully agreed on what Yusof Islam said, and Islam really respect women and honour them, and that's why there exist some guidelines when socialising between men and women. Below is Yusof Islam response to the false rumours regarding veiled women:

"It’s true that I have asked my manager to respected request lady presenters from embracing me when giving awards or during public appearances, but that has nothing to do with my feelings or respect for them. Islam simply requires me to honour the dignity of ladies or young girls who are not closely related to me, and avoid physical intimacy, however innocent it may be." - Yusof Islam on the false rumour regarding veiled women

Earth Hour 2009

WE MUST take a serious view of the adverse impact of global warming. Ask any Malaysian and the chances are that they cannot see a connection between their daily activities and the global warming. And they cannot be entirely blamed because the climate change effects are not that visible in the country even though weather extremes have intensified in recent times. Awareness of climate change among the average Malaysian and even corporations is low.

Allowing climate change to take its course without any government intervention would be far more damaging to Malaysia in the long run. The economic impact of climate change will be devastating: Rising sea levels will result in shrinking land area, reduced crop yields will pose a threat to food security and export earnings, while our water supply will be jeopardy if we continue our "business-as-usual" ways.

The campaign to switch off lights for one hour during Earth Hour on March 28 is a good start. Thus, I plead all of you to participate and join me in Earth Hour Programme organized by WWF to support them in reducing the Global Warming. Do this for the sake of our Earth.

Please click on this following link to sign up to support the programme:
http://earthhour.org.my

If this innocent child even know how to contribute himself to the programme, why not you?

support this campaign to help our earth future.

Makna Ketuanan Melayu.

Antara subjek terpenting yang pernah ditanya oleh pendidik saya, - Apakah maksud ketuanan Melayu yang pada marcapada ini sering dijadikan isu? isu sensitif. Hasil pembacaan saya, petikan artikal ini adalah antara yang bertepatan dengan makna ketuanan Melayu yang ditulis oleh Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim.

Ketuanan Melayu.

Tidak sesiapa yang harus menyangkal asas pembentukan negara persekutuan Tanah Melayu, Sabah dan Sarawak sepertimana yang termaktub dalam Perlembagaan. Namun setelah lima dekad Merdeka, terdapat hujahan dangkal dengan meniupkan slogan ketuanan kaum. Justeru itu kita wajar memberikan nafas baru kepada semangat Perlembagaan yang melakarkan dengan cermat kuasa rakyat.

Ketuanan rakyat yang kita maksudkan adalah demokrasi yang matang di bawah naungan raja beperlembagaan. Demokrasi yang matang adalah demokrasi dimana rakyatnya perkasa, jiwanya merdeka, akalnya pintar, tindakannya dipandu oleh prinsip moral dan idealisme. Demokrasi inilah yang kita perjuangkan. Pohon demokrasi ini akan kita suburkan dengan pembinaan institusi-institusi masyarakat madani, media yang bebas serta bertanggjung jawab dan perlaksanaan undang-udang dengan seadilnya.

Rakyat yang merdeka jiwanya, tinggi akal budinya sentiasa mahukan keadilan untuk semua. Orang Melayu, Cina, India, Iban, orang Ulu mahu mahu membina Malaysia yang boleh mereka banggakan.

Tidak ada rakyat Malaysia yang sebegitu rendah akal budinya yang mahukan keluhuran perlembagaan dinodai dan kedaulatan undang-undang dicabul oleh gerombolan perasuah dan perompak harta rakyat.

Justeru itu kita mahukan demokrasi yang matang, dan, manakala terdapat kebuntuan dan krisis berlarutan seperti yang berlaku di Perak, kewajarannya ialah untuk kembali kepada rakyat.

DSAI.

Keranda 152

Anak Melayu
Panas dadamu membakar baju
Kita arak keranda 152
Ke tanah perkuburannya Parlimen

Sepuluh tanah nafas ini terhenti
Hari ini jangan lagi menyanyi

Sebentar lagi malam akan tiba
Tiap pintu dan jendela sudah dijaga
Bayang-bayang tidak bisa lewat jalan raya

Anak Melayu
Namamu telah diseru
Jawablah
Sebelum lidahmu jadi bisu

(Keranda 152, oleh Usman Awang)

Perkara 152 (1) di dalam Perlembagaan memperuntukkan bahawa Bahasa Kebangsaan ialah Bahasa Melayu dan diperuntukkan melalui undang-undang bahawa tiada siapa boleh dilarang atau dihalang menggunakan (selain bagi maksud rasmi) atau daripada mengajarkan atau belajar, apa-apa bahasa lain. Perkara 152 (6) pula memperuntukkan bahawa perkara-perkara pendidikan negara, mata pelajaran utama dalam kurikulum kebangsaan yang diuruskan oleh Kementerian Pelajaran adalah bagi maksud rasmi. Demikianlah Perkara 152 yang telah datuk-datuk kita usung di dalam keranda empat puluh dua tahun dahulu. Setelah disempurnakan pengebumiannya oleh Maharaja Maha pada tahun 2003, kini ada usaha untuk membangunkan semula 152 dari kuburnya. Mereka yakin, 152 belum wafat sepenuhnya.

PPSMI dan alasan mereka.

‘Kita semua ada lah hamba kepada sistem pendidikan yang dipolitikan dan dikomersilkan’ itulah terjemahan komen seorang rakan saya dari Australia. Saya sangat bersetuju dengan beliau bila dikaitkan dengan PPSMI, kerana ;

1. Di politikan;

Benarkah ia berjaya? Ia berjaya bila semua keputusan peperiksaan awam di ‘tailor cut’. Keputusan peperiksaan jika diterjemahkan dalam bentuk graf normal, ia jadi abnormal, bila bilangan mendapat ‘A’ terlalu ramai timbul soalan, ia ke? Cerdik sungguh ke budak-budak sekarang? Budak tak cerdik yang cerdiknya ahli-ahli politik. Kurikulum sentiasa diubah supaya mudah. Kalau tak percaya buat perbandingan Sukatan Pelajaran 5, 10, 15 , 20 tahun yang lalu dan kini. Apa tujuannya?

2. Dikomesilkan;

Lihat keputusan peperiksaan awal 2000 bilangan murid cemerlang terlalu ramai, ia ke murid-murid tu cemerlang? rupa-rupanya tanpa kita sedari bilangan yang IPTS yang diluluskan sangat banyak. Kemana anak-anak kita pergi jika IPTA tidak cukup menampung, IPTS le! mana lagi, kerana keputusan peperiksaan anak-anak ‘cemerlang’ ibu-bapa bergolok bergadai menghantar anak ke IPTS yang tumbuh macam cendawan.

3.PPSMI ada lah lembu betina yang susunya senang diperah;

a. Makmal komputer yang harga asal mencapai RM200000 sebuah bila sampai ke tangan sub hanya tinggal RM80000. (Patutlah roboh)
b. Membekal komputer ke sekolah agak-agaknya berapa juta pembekal untung dengan software yang tidak sesuai kerana tidak dibuat oleh guru-guru.
c. Peralatan Sains yang dibekal oleh siapa pun pihak sekolah tak tahu, kerana bila ada kerosakan nombor telefon yang diberi pembekal adalah kedai Plastik di Pudu (tuan punya kedai terperanjat bila menjawab telefon) Sekolah dipaksa membeli, walau pun salah dari peraturan kewangan.

Soalannya; PPSMI ni baik untuk siapa?

ultra

PPSMI dan alasan peribadi.

Oh PPSMI bermula tahun 2003. anda pun tahu kan? Saya antara golongan yang pertama pada tahun 2003 bersama ribuan lagi mangsa kajian penggunaan bahasa Inggeris dalam subjek matematik dan sains. tapi, itu tidak menjadi masalah bagi saya dan pelajar-pelajar yang berada di sekolah berasrama penuh kerana pendedahan yang kami semua perolah telah dirangka dengan baik. tapi, bagaimana dengan pelajar-pelajar luar bandar? rural area. bukan mahu mengatakan mereka kurang mahir dalam berbahasa Inggeris, tapi kurangnya pendedahan awal.

Keadaan ini pada mulanya tidaklah membimbangkan kerana kita digembar-gemburkan oleh media massa dan Kementerian Pelajaran Malaysia sendiri bahawa keputusan PMR pada 2005 menunjukkan peningkatan yang memberangsangkan. Betulkah? mungkin ianya merupakan propaganda agar PPSMI diteruskan sebagai tanda pemerimaan positif segenap pelusuk Malaysia.

Saya tidak menolak bahawa penggunaan bahasa Inggeris sebagai medium utama dalam pembelajaran membawa banyak kebaikan. memang benar, tapi secara menyeluruhkah? atau mungkin seperti anak kera disusukan, anak sendiri mati kelaparan? daripada pembacaan saya dalam satu petikan akhbar, seorang intelek terkenal Malaysia mengatakan jangan menjadikan penggunaan bahasa Inggeris sebagai satu masalah, tetapi jadikan lah ianya pemangkin untuk berubah.

Jika anda bijak berkata-kata, memperdebatkan soal pengguna bahasa Inggeris dikalangan pelajar Melayu diluar bandar, apa kata anda sendiri turun ke sana dan mengajar sahaja sains atau matematik dalam bahasa Inggeris. Jangan terasa malu, bila anak-anak murid anda berkata,"cikgu, cakap bahasa Melayu lah.. saya tak faham". Pengalaman saya sebagai bekas guru sementara menjawab soalan ini. saya ditempatkan disalah sebuah sekolah rendah diutara Perak sekitar pertengahan 2008, dan dipertanggungjawabkan untuk mengajar sains untuk pelajar darjah 1,3 dan 5. saya tahu kelemahan mereka, dan secara jujurnya saya tidak dapat menjalankan penggunaan bahasa Inggeris secara berkesan dalam pengajaran saya. saya cuba dwi-bahasa bagi memudahkan mereka, agar mereka tidak ketinggalan. saya berharap para pendidik yang lain berbuat demikian demi kepentingan anak bangsa.

Kesimpulannya, ANDA PERLU TURUN SENDIRI MELIHAT PERMASALAHAN INI SECARA TELITI dan betapa wajarnya PPSMI ini digubal semula. selamatkan sebahagian besar teras negara yang semakin ditelan arus kesan PPSMI. Disini, penggubalan adalah perlu, dan kerajaan perlu memikirkan cara terbaik bagi anak-anak Malaysia berada dalam lingkungan pembelajaran yang berkesan daripada setiap sudut.

ian, ex-educator.

Attacks Karpal? raise the toll rates?

Haih. as im watching Buletin Utama this night, the headline shows there ; UMNO Youth mob attacks wheelchair-bound Karpal outside Parliament. whats up? if u do read, or else watch tv i think u knew what is going on with Karpal Singh and his harsh statment toward the UMNO youth. "Pemuda UMNO hantar peluru. Pemuda UMNO c****a." (damned or inauspicious) a day ago. pergh. it sounds very rude. but, Karpal did that to show Malaysia how he got mad after received 2 bullets and blackmails. okay stop. critically think of it.

“It is typical Umno Youth wanting to act like a hero all the time. We have condemned their behaviour so many times, but they only keep getting bolder. The going is really getting tougher by the day.” - KeADILan information chief Tian Chua.

“This is the pinnacle of insolence. We are fed-up with promises that action will be taken and we don’t just want any investigation, we want an assurance from the Speaker that the sanctity of this Parliament will not be destroyed.” - Opposition Leader Anwar Ibrahim.

Thats some reasons on why the UMNO youth was aimed. Personally i think, this political scenario are becoming worst in every single day. everybody keep pointing finger to each other. but, if these situation is not professionally curb, the worse case scenario that will happen is cold war that will effect Malaysian in various fields. For me, im afraid if the black historical day, May 13th 1969 occur again.

The next thing was, Malaysia hikes toll rates by as much as 33% on five major highways. check this up!

1. For the North-South Expressway, users will have to pay an extra 0.86 sen per kilometre, or about 5 percent more.
2. Sprint Highway, the rate at the Pantai toll plaza will increase by 50 sen to RM2, up by 33 percent. At the Damansara toll plaza, the rate will be raised by 30 sen RM1.30, up by 30 percent.
3. Ampang Elevated Highway, the rate will rise by 50 sen or 33 percent to RM2.
4. Sungai Besi Highway, toll will be increased by 10 sen or 7.7 percent to RM1.40.
5. New Pantai Expressway, the toll will be raised by 40 sen or 25 percent to RM2.

Its a burden to all peoples that frecuently use highway as a first alternative way to go work. look, Works Minister Mohd Zin Mohamed said the government paid RM245 million in compensation to concessionaires to waive the toll hike for last year." its should rise on January 1st 2008. but, i think, in 2008, we have a national election. to maintain THEIR majority vote, the goverment hold this raising price of tolls until now. but now, when we are suffering the global economy crisis, the gov sebuk sebuk wanna rise it. dushh.

For those who are known as VVIP, VIP, or else org-org atasan, they officially get a monthly allowances on road, a car etc. for us, citizen are the one who will be suffering the effects. think about it guys.

ian.

Renungan Rakyat?

Mari mengenali dua jenis keluarga;

Keluarga pertama Mereka tidak mampu membayar sewa rumah RM 50 sebulan, lalu terhumban ke reban ayam.

Keluarga kedua Mereka mendiami istana dengan sewaan RM 345,833.33 sebulan, dan anda yang membayar sewa rumahnya.

Keluarga pertama ialah rakyat.

keluarga kedua ialah pemimpin.

Begitulah hakikatnya walaupun pahit, terpaksa ditelan jua.

Rumah anda?

Bagaimana pula dengar rumah anda? Kerap kali kita mendengar manusia mengherdik pemimpin yang membazir. Ialah, membazir itu satu hal, namun bagaimana pula dengan insan yang bercakap tu? Jangan lihat rumah yang ingin anda ingin miliki, lihat sahaja di sekeliling anda sekarang. Penuh dengan kekayaan material atau telah banyak disalurkan kepada perkara kebajikan?

Mari renung kisah dua rumah ini, dan fikir-fikirkan, di mana kedudukan anda,

Keluarga 1: Air lombong jadi minuman

KUANTAN: Berat mata memandang, berat lagi bahu yang memikul. Pepatah ini sesuai untuk sepasang suami isteri dan lapan anak mereka termasuk seorang yang baru berusia tiga minggu yang tinggal di sebuah rumah tidak ubah seperti reban ayam di kawasan bekas lombong, Jalan Kuantan-Muadzam Shah, dekat Gambang, di sini.

Zakaria Deraman, 42, dan Nurhamizah Mat Jusoh, 34, dari Sungai Tong, Setiu, Terengganu berhijrah ke sini, empat tahun lalu, untuk mencari rezeki dengan harapan dapat mengeluarkan keluarganya daripada belenggu kedaifan.

Bagaimanapun, apa yang dicari bukan saja masih belum ditemui, malah pasangan itu bersama anak-anaknya Nur Ain Emylia Janora, 13; Mohd Zulfikar, 11; Rosol Azi, 9; Nurain Juliana, 7; Nuratiqah, 5; Mohd Saro, 3 dan Puteri Zazani, 2, dan Fitri berusia tiga minggu terpaksa menempuh hidup lebih getir dan melarat di bandar.

Keluarga daif ini yang pernah tinggal di Kampung Seri Fajar, dekat Gambang, tiga tahun lalu dengan sewa RM50 sebulan, terpaksa menyisihkan diri ke kawasan bekas lombong itu kerana tidak mampu membayar sewa, selain dikatakan menjadi punca masalah denggi di kampung itu apabila besi buruk dikumpul untuk dijual didakwa menjadi tempat pembiakan aedes.

Agak menyedihkan keadaan isterinya baru bersalin dan belum habis pantang, manakala bayi mereka berusia tiga minggu terpaksa berdepan kehidupan yang menyulitkan di pondok usang yang turut dihurungi nyamuk dan lalat.

Pondok mereka diami di kawasan lombong itu terletak dalam persekitaran semak samun dan kotor, tiada kemudahan elektrik dan air bersih.

Kawasan bekas lombong dihuni pelbagai jenis hidupan air termasuk udang galah, ikan baung dan keli itu menjadi punca rezeki utama keluarga itu, manakala air lombong dijadikan sumber minuman, selain untuk kegunaan memasak, mandi dan membasuh pakaian.

Rezeki diperoleh tidak menentu, kadang kala dalam tempoh seminggu baru dia dapat mengumpul dua kilogram udang galah yang dijual RM25 bagi setiap kilogram, selain pelbagai jenis ikan untuk makanan harian.

“Siapa yang mahu hidup begini miskin, susah dan melarat. Orang pandang hina pada kita. Ketika tinggal di Kampung Seri Fajar anak-anak saya bermain di sekitar kawasan kampung dipandang jijik.

“Besi buruk yang saya kumpul di rumah untuk dijual dikatakan menjadi punca pembiakan aedes. Saya sedar dan akur terhadap pandangan sinis masyarakat kampung dan terpaksa mencari kawasan lain untuk dijadikan tempat berteduh mungkin buat sementara waktu.

Zakaria sekeluarga yang hidup `kais pagi makan pagi, kais petang makan petang’, berkata, terdesak dengan kedaifan hidup, dia pernah menyerahkan seorang daripada anaknya kepada orang lain, kononnya mahu membantu meringankan beban.

“Malangnya, orang yang diharap meringankan beban kami sekeluarga mahukan satu perjanjian dibuat dan tidak membenarkan kami menyentuh zuriat yang kami berikan kepadanya sebagai anak angkat.

“Saya tidak boleh terima perjanjian seperti ini. Dia tidak boleh putuskan tali perhubungan kami sekeluarga. Jadi, saya terpaksa mengambil semula anak saya itu dan menyerahkan kembali motosikalnya.

“Saya sudah bertekad susah senang, makan atau tidak, biarlah kami hidup sekeluarga bersama,” katanya.

Oleh kerana ketiadaan kenderaan, Zakaria terpaksa berjalan kaki sejauh kira-kira dua kilometer untuk keluar ke jalan besar sebelum meminjam motosikal rakannya di Taman Perumahan Rakyat Gambang untuk ke bandar seperti dilakukan sebelum ini.

“Saya berharap dapat motosikal untuk menghantar anak ke sekolah. Oleh kerana ketiadaan kenderaan, kerap anak saya tidak bersekolah,” katanya yang tidak mahu pulang ke kampung mengadukan penderitaannya kerana keluarganya juga susah.

“Sekarang, lombong inilah yang menjadi sumber rezeki utama saya. Di lombong inilah saya hidup, mencari rezeki, mendapatkan sumber air, mandi dan sebagainya, walaupun orang kata di sini ada buaya.

“Syukur Alhamdulillah, setakat ini, saya tidak berdepan musibah seperti terserempak atau diserang haiwan itu,” katanya.

Ditanya pernahkah dia mencari pekerjaan tetap untuk mengubah nasib keluarganya, Zakaria yang agak pemalu berkata, dia pernah melakukan pelbagai pekerjaan, tetapi kadang kala dia membuat keputusan yang kurang bijak.

“Saya mengaku, kadang kala tersilap buat keputusan dalam hidup. Nak buat macam mana, semuanya sudah ditentukan Allah SWT. Lebih-lebih lagi sekarang, isteri saya masih dalam pantang,”katanya.

Sumber: Berita Harian 8 Jun 2007

Keluarga 2: Rakyat susah tetapi bayar hampir RM10 juta untuk istana PM/TPM

RM6.89 juta: percaya atau tidak itulah jumlah yang kerajaan Pusat bayar kepada Putrajaya Holdings bagi menyewa Seri Perdana dan Seri Satria iaitu kediaman resmi PM dan TPM kita. Seri Perdana disewa pada kadar RM4.15 juta setahun ataupun RM345, 833.33 sebulan atau RM11,527.77 sehari! Manakala Seri Satria pula RM2.74 juta setahun ataupun RM228 333.33 sebulan atau RM7,611.11 sehari! Angka berkenaan dimaklumkan dalam Dewan Rakyat semalam.

ian , renung-renungkan lah.

Sejarah berulang - Derhaka?

Bapa Tajol Rosli .. Ghazali Jawi derhaka pada Sultan Idris Shah.

Mohammad Nizar Jamaluddin dan Pakatan Rakyat bukan tergila-gilakan jawatan MB yang dianggap sudah disamun secara penuh taktikal itu, tetapi mereka hanya mahu menuntut keadilan. Itu saja. Maka, penyeselaian secara berhemah dengan berpandukan kepada perlembagaan, kitab tatacara sesebuah negara hendaklah digunakan pakai.

Namun sejarah tidak dapat ditutupi. Cebisan sejarah lama juga boleh dijadikan panduan dan relevan kerana ia telah berlaku di Perak.. Pada 1974, Menteri Besar Perak ketika itu, Tan Sri Mohamad Ghazali Jawi iaitu bapa Mohd Tajol Rosli telah menderhaka pada Sultan Idris Shah yang tidak berkenan dengan perlantikan Ghazali Jawi untuk menjadi MB buat kali kedua.Ghazali enggan melepaskan jawatan berkenaan dan kedegilan Ghazali itu menimbulkan kemurkaan Sultan Idris Shah. Tiada apa dapat dilakukan .

Pemuda Umno ketika itu memberi pandangan; “Sultan Perak mempunyai hak melantik dan berkenan seseorang memegang jawatan Menteri Besar, tetapi setelah dilantik dan diperkenankan, Sultan tidak ada hak mengikut Perlembagaan Negeri untuk memecat atau memerintahkan supaya meletakkan jawatan. Hak untuk memecat atau memerintahkan seseorang berhenti dari Menteri Besar, ialah Presiden UMNO.”

Gara-gara keengganan Ghazali (foto) itu menyebabkan Sultan Idris murka dan bernazar tidak akan mencukur janggut dan jambangnya selagi Ghazali tidak berhenti menjadi MB. Untuk beberapa ketika Sultan Idris tampil di khalayak dengan keadaan berjangut dan berjambang sebagai menzahirkan kemurkaan baginda sehinggalah Ghazali Jawi berundur menjadi Menteri Besar.Ghazali meletakan jawatan menjadi MB Perak hanya setelah dinasihati oleh Presiden Umno ketika itu (Tun) Hussein Onn pada 1977.

Cuplikan kisah ini dipetik daripada buku biografi Tan Sri Ishak Tadin, hasil tulisan penulis veteran Perak yang juga merupakan kawan rapat kepada Sultan Idris Shah, sdr Mokhtar Petah dan disedut dari blog beliau.

Kerusi Parlimen Bukit Gantang.

Pilihanraya Mac 2008

Pemergian awarahyarham Roslan Shaharum ke rahmatullah akan menyaksikan pelihanraya kecil di P59 yang dahulunya dimenangi oleh PAS dengan undi majoriti 1566 undi. Pada pendapat aku, secara peribadinya bekas MB perak, Datuk Seri Nizar perlu bertanding semula di parlimen berkenaan bagi memastikan Pakatan Rakyat terus memerintah negeri Perak seperti mana sebelumnya.

Datuk Seri Nizar berkata, mengikut satu tinjauan, didapati 96 peratus rakyat Perak mahu Pakatan terus memerintah negeri itu. Manakala SMS yang diterimanya pula menyokong beliau untuk terus memegang jawatan menteri besar.

Provokasi media massa yang menghaburkan ketidakwajaran pemerintahan Pakatan Rakyat di Perak adalah taktik kotor bagi menanam sifat takut dalam setiap agenda yang dibawa oleh PR.Namun kesannya hanya lah kepada segelintir rakyat yang tidak PEKA terhadap perkembangan dan sentiasa bergantung kepada tv sahaja.

Aku menyeru kepada semua belia, bukak lah mara korang yang tidak lama lagi akan menjadi salah seorang pemimpin tanah air di masa akan datang agar sentiasa peka dengan keganjilan arena politik sekarang. UMNO suda lebih 50 tahun memerintah dan masih tegar untuk menyatakan pendirian mereka walaupun ketandusan idea dan dipenuhi politik wang.

jom turun Bkt Gantang,
ian.

Politik Perak dan bakal penghuni ISA.

Assalamualaikum Malaysia.

Keghairahan politik Perak tiba di kemuncak kekotoran. Jujurnya, aku dh mula berasa muak dgn mainan BN yang semakin hari semakin buruk dan menyimpang jauh daripada amalan demokrasi yang digembar gemburkan adalah pegangan utama. ceh, rampas kuasa MB setelah isu lompat parti diHANGATkn. teruk. lagi sakit hati bila tgk je tb, xde penah benda baik dituturkn mengenai PK. peranan media massa semakin kabur dgn haburan-haburan provokasi BN utk menakut-nakutkn rakyat. ini diselitkan "Hang Hebat" ,ditujukan khas utk bekas MB Perak Datuk Seri Ir. Muhammad Nizar Jamaluddin.

Hang Hebat

Dulu masa bertanding, hang tak dijangka pun akan jadi MB...
Setelah PR menang, hang dilantik jadi MB, hang tak gelabah.
Hang terima dengan penuh tanggungjawab dan amanah. Hebat

Dah jadi MB, langit tak selalu cerah.
Kadang-kadang jadi biru gelap.
Satu persatu serangan bom dilontarkan.
Kata tanah dibahagi tak adil, boneka la.
Hang tak gelabah, hang hadapi dengan tenang.
Hang jalankan tugas dengan penuh dedikasi.
Dituduh, dicerca golongan yang mencerca, hang rileks. Hebat

Tiba-tiba di tendang keluar, hang tak senyap.
Hang tegas pendirian, menghadapi sepakan demi sepakan sebab hang yakin hang benar.
Dibuang daripada pejabat, dihalang masuk ofis.
Hang masih bertahan. Hebat

Lepas ni kalau hang kena masuk ISA, hang bertahan lagi ke?
Semasa berkerja, hang kerja secara berjemaah,
kalau kena tahan, hang yang meringkuk dalam penjara sorang-sorang.
Hang okay ka?
Kalau hang okay, memang hang hebat.

ian akan mengundi 3 tahun lagi.

Busy month.

BZ BZ BZ BZ. thts all i can said now. if anything just text me anytime. tq

Helpless Girl - Anyone?

There was 3 men standing to see who are the most cruel among them.

The first man attacked the girl and hit her until her tooth got broken, blood came out from her nose and ears, and at last the girl got fainted - bleeding like hell.

The first man turn and face the two other men and said, " i am cruel!! "

Out of sudden, the second man run to the girl and raped her until he satisfied. then he keep smack the girl until she died horribly. he yelled " u see, there is no other man that are cruel than me!! "

the third man stand and smiled. " i am the most cruel than all of u. i just sit here and keep my eyes on u, tortured and killed my sister until she died.

p/s :

the girl is referring to Palestin.
the 1st man is referring to America.
the 2nd man is referring to Israel Laknatullah.
the 3rd man is referring to Muslim all around the world that are effortless.

ian got his divine inspiration from Firdaus Rahim.

Laugh is the best Medicine.

Tagged By Fakhruddin :)

Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 3 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged.


Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

Dear ________(the last person who left a comment on your blog/journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

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Fill in the blanks with choices of answers as below:

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue- Our romance is over
Red- Our affair is over
White- I'll join the monastery
Black- I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Taco - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant(eeww)
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I've felt

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Hate your guts
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N -Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water - Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain

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The result:

Dear Fakhruddin :

I don't really know how to tell you this, but You're a loser. I think I realized it When I threw up In women's clothing and I saw you Pull the clothes off My penpal in Ghana. I'm sure you're Middle-class enough to understand That I did a sex-change . I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep Your photo as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about A new life as a clone.

Your everlasting enemy,
ian sinister. krkr


5 people I wanna tagged:

Nadiah
fyka
A R A J
Eki
Anyone.