Actual quotes from the courts:
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you beganthe autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
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September 11, 2009
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Interesting big collection of what people actually say from real court hearings.
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteen.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
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