January 30, 2009

Busy month.

BZ BZ BZ BZ. thts all i can said now. if anything just text me anytime. tq

January 11, 2009

Helpless Girl - Anyone?

There was 3 men standing to see who are the most cruel among them.

The first man attacked the girl and hit her until her tooth got broken, blood came out from her nose and ears, and at last the girl got fainted - bleeding like hell.

The first man turn and face the two other men and said, " i am cruel!! "

Out of sudden, the second man run to the girl and raped her until he satisfied. then he keep smack the girl until she died horribly. he yelled " u see, there is no other man that are cruel than me!! "

the third man stand and smiled. " i am the most cruel than all of u. i just sit here and keep my eyes on u, tortured and killed my sister until she died.

p/s :

the girl is referring to Palestin.
the 1st man is referring to America.
the 2nd man is referring to Israel Laknatullah.
the 3rd man is referring to Muslim all around the world that are effortless.

ian got his divine inspiration from Firdaus Rahim.

January 5, 2009

Laugh is the best Medicine.

Tagged By Fakhruddin :)

Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 3 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged.

Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

Dear ________(the last person who left a comment on your blog/journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

-Your name-


Fill in the blanks with choices of answers as below:

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue- Our romance is over
Red- Our affair is over
White- I'll join the monastery
Black- I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Taco - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant(eeww)
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I've felt

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Hate your guts
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N -Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water - Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain


The result:

Dear Fakhruddin :

I don't really know how to tell you this, but You're a loser. I think I realized it When I threw up In women's clothing and I saw you Pull the clothes off My penpal in Ghana. I'm sure you're Middle-class enough to understand That I did a sex-change . I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep Your photo as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about A new life as a clone.

Your everlasting enemy,
ian sinister. krkr

5 people I wanna tagged:


January 1, 2009

Kesedaran Sosial - Palestine.

Temuramah Eksklusif Bersama Ust Maszlee Malek Berhubung Serangan Rejim Zionis.

Angka kematian di Gaza semakin meningkat dari hari ke hari. Seluruh dunia kini menumpukan tumpuan kepada serangan terbaru rejim Zionis yang diakui terbesar semenjak 1967.

Ikuti temuramah eksklusif wartawan Palestinkini , Gunx bersama Ustaz Maszlee Malek, seorang penganalisis isu Palestin yang tidak asing lagi yang kini berada di Durham, United Kingdom.

1-apakah sebenarnya yang membuatkan rejim Zionis melakukan serangan terbesar semenjak peperangan 1967 ini ? adakah ia ada kaitan dengan pilhanraya Israel Febuary nanti ?

Serangan ini merupakan medan bagi para pengganas Zionis mengambil miledge politik mereka menjelang pilihanraya. Tiada seorang pun pemimpin parti di Israel yang akan berani menentang serangan ini keana takut tidak akan dipilih di dalam pilihanraya. Mereka akan saling berlumba menunjukkan siapa yang lebih brutal.

2-kenapa Mesir masih berdegil membuka pintu sempadan serta menghalang sebarang bentuk saluran bantuan kemanusiaan oleh negara2 lain yang ingin menggunakan laluan sempadan mereka utk ke Gaza ?

Tiada siapa yang tidak tahu bahawa Hosni Mubarak sebenarnya adalah lebih kejam dari rejim Zionis. Sepatutnya dia dicalonkan untuk menjadi presiden Israel berdasarkan rekod jenayah kemanusiaannya terhadap rakyatnya sendiri dan juga penduduk Gaza. Tanpa beliau rejim Zionis tidak akan dapat melakukan serangan hari ini. Di UK beberapa siri demo akan diadakan di hadapan kedutaan Mesir, begitu juga di beberapa negara lain, harap di Malaysia juga akan diadakan demo yang serupa.

Mungkin negara2 Islam, terutamanya Msia boleh menarik kesemua pelajar2 mereka di al-Azhar sebagai tanda protes...ini bermakna kehancuran ekonomi Mesir di zaman kemelut ekonomi dunia!

3-Menteri Luar Israel meminta dunia menuding jari kepada Hamas dan semua serangan Israel ini adalah sama sekali berpunca dari Hamas. apa pendapat saudara ?

Apabila seorang perogol bersenjata, bertubuh sasa cuba untuk merogol gadis sunti yang lemah tetapi mempunyai tae kwn do black belt, apakah gadis sunti itu akan membiarkan dirinya dicabuli? Agak pelik apabila si perogol mengadu 'anu'nya disepak, dan mengatakan beliaulah mangsa 'keganasan' gadis sunti yang lemah dan cuba mempertahankan dirinya!

4-Jumlah kematian meningkat kepada 345 orang setakat ini manakala beribu2 orang masih tercedera. Bantuan kemanusian pula di sekat utk di bawa masuk ? apa pandangan saudara dengan keadaan ini ?

Putuskan hubungan ekonomi dengan Mesir dan tarik kesemua pelajar2 Muslim yang berada di Univ al-Azhar. Mesir adalah dalang utamanya!, Mubarak adalah penjenayah utama sama seperti Olmert, Livni, Barak dan lain-lain. Jikalaulah si diktator Mubarak membenarkan pintu sempadan Refah dibuka, sudah tentu halini tidak timbul.

5-Obama di perhatikan tidak dapat melakukan apa2 dengan serangan terbaru Israel ini ? apa pandangan saudara ? atau saudara mempunyai pandangan optimistik tersendiri ?

Apakah yang diharapkan dari Obama?, bila masa pula beliau bersimpati dengan nasib rakyat Palestin?, beliau hanyalah seorang warga AS berkulit hitam dari parti Demokrat...beliau hanya akan meneruskan polisi2 luar AS berkaitan Israel.

6-Setakat ini , dengan kematian beratus2 orang ini , apakah tindakan terkini pihak Hamas ?

HAMAS seperti juga fraksi2 perjuangan yang lain telah bersumpah untuk mempertahankan rakyat, rumah dan tanah air mereka. Kita telah pun melihat serangan balas mereka, dan saya menjangkakan serangan yang lebih hebat akan mereka semua lakukan demi mempertahankan rakyat, rumah dan tanah air mereka.

7-Israel di laporkan akan melebarkan serangan udara kepada serangan darat. adakah ini merupakan serangan nekad Israel bagi melenyapkan Hamas dalam persada politik Palestin ?

Sasaran mereka bukan hanya HAMAS, tetapi rakyat Gaza, rakyat Palestin kesemuanya. HAMAS adalah suara rakyat Palestin. Melenyapkan HAMAS bererti melenyapkan rakyat Palestin keseluruhannya.

8- apa saranan saudara kepada masyarakat di Malaysia tentangan serangan terbaru rejim Zionis ini ?

Rakyat Malaysia pelu lebih agresif. Cuba lihat di UK, hasil demo tiap2 hari, menteri luarnya David Miliband telah mengeluarkan kenyataan yang agak luar biasa mengutuk serangan tersebut. Namun ini tidak menyebabkan mereka menghentikan demo di depan kedutaan Israel, mereka akan tetap berdemo sehingga serangan dihentikan. Begitu juga di negara-negara Eropah yang lain.

Demo satu hal, satu lagi ialah kumpulan lobi, terutamanya di peringkat a'bangsa. Di zaman IT, pelbagai prasarana boleh dilakukan. Facebook merupakan satu wacana yang sesuai. Lobikan rakyat2 negara Eropah agar mempengaruhi wakil2 mereka di EU untuk menjadikan Israel sebagai rejim Aparteid dan diboikot. Lobikan juga agar EU mula menghantar bantuan. Begitu juga dengan ASEAN dan OIC...

Interest group juga amat penting. Ke manakah kumpulan pro-wanita dan kanak2 di dalam hal ini. Sepatutnya kempen mengutuk serangan di peringkat a'bangsa telah dilakukan oleh kumpulan2 ini untuk membela nasib wanita dan kanak2 di Gaza...

Mungkin kelab simpatisan 'Balouchi sisters' boleh ditubuhkan untuk kempen di rantau Asia. Jadikan iktibar kematian 5 kanak2 perempuan bersaudara itu sebagai tema kempen untuk dunia membantu. Kirimkan bantahan kepada negara2 Arab berjiran agar masuk campur dan menyerang rejim Zionis.

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